Not sure if this is an art installation, a donation to disadvantaged skateboard-less youth, or someone just straight up forgot their decks on the side of the road…. but it’s 1AM and no owner in sight
Not sure if this is an art installation, a donation to disadvantaged skateboard-less youth, or someone just straight up forgot their decks on the side of the road…. but it’s 1AM and no owner in sight
Not sure if this is an art installation, a donation to disadvantaged skateboard-less youth, or someone just straight up forgot their decks on the side of the road…. but it’s 1AM and no owner in sight
Apple going all out, I guess
Why not a city-block long Apple store? Pioneer Place mall is kind of boring from the outside, anyway.
… what in the fuck?
Will eating this make you bigger?
Found in someone’s front yard around the Irvington neighborhood.
So, I went to the “Red Fang Air Guitar Championship for World Domination” on Tuesday. I haven’t gotten to see a good ruckus like that in a while. Some of that ruckus, well… you can’t un-see two overweight grown men (one of who goes by the name “Squirrelwarrior” and is wearing undersized purple spandex pants that show off both his butt crack and the cucumber stuffed in the front) munching on opposite ends of the same cucumber at the same time.
props go to Tony Tapatio (pictured during his victory dance, when the balloons were coming down and everyone was generally rocked the fuck out) for winning the grand prize of $1000 and being the blood-spitting image of intensity.
I can’t wait to see what how the Red Fang music video turns out.
win win win win win
So, if you are in Portland, and you love free shit, and you like music, and you HAVE ANY INTEREST AT ALL IN AN AWESOME PRIZE package, you need to cruise on over to the Doug Fir and find a good-looking show to attend in the next few days. That shouldn’t be too hard, seeing as how Neon Indian, among others, is playing sets there over the next week.
Why should you cruise over and buy a ticket, as opposed to getting your buddy who knows the cook to sneak you in underneath a pile of lettuce hours before the doors open for the basement (other than sanitary reasons, of course)?
BECAUSE… buying a ticket nets you a chance to win a grand prize of FREE TIX TO THE DOUG FIR FOR EVERY SHOW IN 2012 + $700 WORTH OF FOOD/BOOZE IN THE RESTAURANT OR BAR. Marinate on that for a sec… passes to any show you care to attend, and enough beer to drown in. Topped off with a plate of fries.
Runner-up prize is a metric butt-load of tickets to 1 show of your choice, plus $700 WORTH OF FOOD/BOOZE IN THE RESTAURANT OR BAR. Yup, if you win, you will be fed and plied with alcohol until you cannot stand.
Helluva prize set there. Happy 7th birthday, Doug Fir.
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Link to the shows that will a ticket purchase will also net a chance to win: http://www.dougfirlounge.com/df-event-images/3-7%20YR%20ANNIV%20WEB.jpg
